Celtic banter 3

05 Oct 2025 15:08:18
Guys, a lot has beenade recently about Celtic Park being 'Tired'. I totally agree. A couple of million is required to at least get the face and Celtic Way back up to scratch. My point is this. Going to Blackpool in March for my birthday. I know it's a bit away but I like to plan. Stay with me. Blackpool away that day but Fleetwood town are at home. My plan is to go to their game v Tranmere Rovers then back for a comedy night. Fleetwood Town website puts us to shame! The visuals etc. We are so behind the curve it's unreal. Just saying. HH.

05 Oct 2025 14:18:04
Looks like more of the same again today. Riveting.

05 Oct 2025 13:10:27
What do we think of today's match? I'll go 1-1.

05 Oct 2025 13:27:43
I’m not that confident we will score and i never say that about the Hoops, right now i struggle to see where our goals are coming from.

05 Oct 2025 13:34:40
Got to be a win, surely!

05 Oct 2025 13:36:43
This should always be a home win - but the same could have been said about the last two games under normal circumstances.
The confidence has definitely drained from the players and even the support in some cases and the manager needs to address this before the pressure transfers from the Board to himself.
The fear factor of visiting Celtic Park has gone, partly due to our internal distractions and the fact we are struggling to score goals. I have no idea if there is a protest of sorts planned today, but the team needs all the encouragement it can get to get a good response. Meanwhile the manager needs to play the best team for the job with no place for under-performers and play them in their best positions.

05 Oct 2025 14:01:25
Oh God no, surely not another draw match. It’s got to be a win especially at paradise.

05 Oct 2025 14:30:58
3-0 we are due a performance and a decent win.

05 Oct 2025 14:44:01
I think he'll play RB to CB to CB to LB into midfield and back to the CB's and if that doesn't work he might switch it up and play lB to CB to CB to RB and into the midfield.

05 Oct 2025 12:51:31
Timalloys recycled jokes
As requested by ED007

I was in the Plaza Ballroom Glasgow when I first met Mrs T
I went up to her and said
"You are one in a million
So are your chances" she said

I asked her "what needs to happen to get a date with you"
She replied "for ME to totally abandon my standards and You to get major plastic surgery"
I replied so it is not a straight NO

Now some from my jokebook

I cannot believe they fired my from the Calendar factory all I did was take a day off
I have a few jokes about unemployed people but none of them work
I was addicted to the Hokey Cokey
but thankfully I turned myself around
I do not like people who take drugs
for example Airport Security
Two WIFI engineers got married, the wedding was nice, but the Reception was FANTASTIC

ED007 has requested I post lots more during the International break
You can thank HIM.

{Ed007's Note - Don't blame me!! ??

05 Oct 2025 13:52:54
Good to see you on form Tim; you've inspired me!
Thought my wife drew her eyebrows too high - she looked amazed.
I noticed a frisbee getting bigger and bigger - and then it hit me.
Many people are shocked to fin out I;m a piss poor electrician.
I was banned from a secret cooking club - coz I spilled the beans.
Bought a gun from a T Rex - He was a small arms dealer.
A big book fell right on my head - I only have my shelf to blame.
A Freudian slip is when you say something and mean your mother.
Does anyone else think they White Boards are Remarkable?

OK OK I'll get ma coat. COYBIG.

05 Oct 2025 13:53:15
An electrician and his sweetheart, also an electrician got married and they got wired into each other.

05 Oct 2025 13:54:53
Two red corpuscles got married and they made love in dead Earnest.

05 Oct 2025 14:01:58
The biggest joke of them all are the Celtic Board.

05 Oct 2025 15:54:55
Plumber wanted a divorce, went home to his wife and it’s over flo ?.

05 Oct 2025 17:10:59
Two fish in a tank and one fish says to the other fish"do you know how to drive this? "

Man walks into a bar and says "ouch"

How do you know ET is a Rangers fan? Because he looks like one.

05 Oct 2025 12:50:00

I'm going to the game today so won't be about to put the team up but the live chat will be open as usual HERE. or copy & paste the URL:

http://celticrumours.co.uk/live/

05 Oct 2025 13:44:09
Enjoy the game Ed HH.

{Ed007's Note - ??

05 Oct 2025 12:21:54
Watching Ipswich v Norwich two players both forwards, we could get at reasonable prices
Jaden Philogene, scores lots of goals in Championship for Ipswich
Also Josh Sargent I touted him before on here, commentator said if he does not score Norwich do not win, apparently their fans rate him better than Idah
Again naming Bowie from Hibs
All 3 would certainly raise our standards in SPFL
A name from the past Patrick Robert at Swansea on loan, he knows Celtic and if he and Tierney could get their partership going again
OK 4 decent players and yes I KNOW we need higher standard of player for CL but concentrate on SPFL January, win title again, then buy CL quality players.

05 Oct 2025 13:54:15
Philogene and Sargent would cost around 20 million each so ain't going to happen and i've yet to hear a Norwich fan that rated Idah.

05 Oct 2025 10:44:22
I'm in bit of a quandary re today's game. do we change it. Again?

We need a settled team. All successful teams tend to have a favoured starting 11. We don't.

I would love some consistency in the team selection.

BR needs to find his starting 11 if we are to find any rhythm.

But can we afford to keep Kasper, Nygren, Hatate, Engels, Tierney, Yang, near the team? They have all offered very little this season thus far? Know the list could be added to.

BR needs to come up with answers.

05 Oct 2025 12:33:20
I am in a bit of a quandary as well.

On whether I can be arsed going to watch it such is my frustration with these charlatans who run our club.

From what I have read recently I’m far from alone on having these feelings.

Shame on them.

05 Oct 2025 09:48:34
If there's any fan on here going to the meeting on Monday could they complain that the roof is badly leaking in the North stand, I have sent 2 emails and still waiting on a reply, we were soaked at the hibs gane, the stadium needs serious tlc and the banner round rhe stadium lying on the ground is embarrassing, Nicholson talks about enhancing the match day experience who's he trying to kid.

05 Oct 2025 10:38:38
Yet we gave millions to HMRC ?.

05 Oct 2025 10:38:45
With Celtic not playing for the next fortnight after today,
There’s time to have a couple of meetings with plenty of topics to discuss.

I think the Board neglecting the team and their very poor relationship with our fans will be top of the list though.

05 Oct 2025 07:04:08
Guys, a lot has beenade recently about Celtic Park being 'Tired'. I totally agree. A couple of million is required to at least get the face and Celtic Way back up to scratch. My point is this. Going to Blackpool in March for my birthday. I know it's a bit away but I like to plan. Stay with me. Blackpool away that day but Fleetwood town are at home. My plan is to go to their game v Tranmere Rovers then back for a comedy night. Fleetwood Town website puts us to shame! The visuals etc. We are so behind the curve it's unreal. Just saying. HH.

05 Oct 2025 09:29:16
There were so many better ways to spend the 12 million we paid in tax.

If we had spent most of our profits we could have progressed the team and other parts of the club, rather than paying taxes which does not aid the team or club in anyway.

05 Oct 2025 10:07:50
The Board and major dhareholder (s) are far too self-serving and blinkered to move from their fat-cat comfort zone. They lack the foresight, endeavour and ambition to allow Celtic to reach our full potential. I reckon their incompetence - particularly this season would not be tolerated in any other industry.

05 Oct 2025 10:30:53
Celtic have the extra cash due to playing in 3 consecutive Champions League campaigns which Sevco helped us get.

It was embarrassing last year to see that Sevco had actually more than doubled our European Coefficient points over a 5 year period yet Celtic were the club that was cashing in.

Yes Celtic did the easy part by winning the Scottish title but I very much doubt Celtic would’ve reached all 3 CL Groups/ League through the Qualifiers.

Yet for some reason the Celtic Board have worse than stalled this season because they have chosen to downsize our club - Why?

05 Oct 2025 12:23:47
There’s a question we’d all like answered. Can’t just be arrogance and complacency, it’s been going on far too long, but does anyone really expect an honest answer from the grey men? Did Dominic McKay refuse to keep to the script? There is far too much secrecy surrounding this institution, AGMs are a stage managed scripted farce and most fans have just had enough of the bull.

04 Oct 2025 16:59:40
Tough game tomorrow motherwell much improved.

05 Oct 2025 00:31:01
Since Motherwell lost exactly 6 months ago ( April 5th ) their record is -

Played 18
Won 10
Drawn 7
Lost only 1 game away to Hearts after the split last season.

05 Oct 2025 08:35:53
Celtic also lost that same weekend 6 months ago away to St. Johnstone.
Since then we have lost twice on penalties and then against Braga on Thursday.