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07 Jun 2022 17:22:31
Anyone got any info on Mohanad Jeahze?

Are we still interested in him?

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25 May 2022 14:51:54
It's the Euefa Conference League final today.

All in I would think that the two teams in the final are probably better than the two that contested the Europa League final. In the latter stages of both tournaments I don't think there is that much of a difference really but the final seems to have better quality. One thing is for sure, it must be a better spactacle than the Europa as that was not a feast for the eyes.

Whatever happens I don't think Celtic can compete in the Conference this year.

Come on Roma, as I have still not forgiven Feyenoord!

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{Ed037's Note - I fancy Roma myself. José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix his full name title is a winner and will have Roma well set up for this game. Did well at Man United but in last season, the United player’s threw him under the bus. What a shambles of a Club Man United have become. Remember Jose coming criticism of the player’s lack of effort well he was dead right. Shouldn't have went to Spurs because that Club just did suit Jose


1.) 25 May 2022 15:43:43
As much as I didn't want Rangers in the EL Final, the EL and Conference finals have both been proper 50/ 50 ties which is nice. Like Ed, I fancy Roma to nick it. Jose is still a master.


 

 

22 May 2022 14:49:28
Anyone else refreshing Teletext evey 15mins to see if Jota/ CCV/ or other has signed for Celtic? I hate the transfer period as I always feel like we are going to sign Ronaldo and I'm only let down when the transfer period ends.

Could this transfer period be different though? Will I be as dissappointed when we fail to sign a £10m+ player? Will I be shattered when we don't see a "marquee" signing drapped in a Celtic scarf?

This season I'm not so sure. Most of the players Sensei has brought in have been totally anonymous to me and have been brought in for relative "buttons". They have been amazingly effective to a man. So when Sensei buys unknowns for £2m, or even less, I will be resisting the temptation to sigh and let out a big!

I see Mbappe has just re signed for PSG for a weekly salary of £1m. I think he played a full season and scored 28 goals - that's nearly £2m per goal! It's crazy out there lads as one of his goals could buy two Joe Harts! The financial bubble these teams live in has to pop soon surely?

So go on Sensei - keep scouring about the "lesser" leagues of this planet and pick us up a few master stroke, but anonymous, footballers.

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1.) 23 May 2022 09:58:17
Am trying to refresh the page after hearing the word teletext lol do you still get that haha? I used to play bamboozle on it years ago that's how long I haven't been on it lol .


2.) 23 May 2022 10:54:13
Stubbieshorse and T! M I still yearn for CEEFAX and the good old
Video Printer on Grandstand with Frank Bough and Desmond Lynham and when a team scored 7 goals they printed the word SEVEN just in case you were too dumb to notice the score lol.


3.) 23 May 2022 14:49:52
T1M - bamboozle hahaha - I thought Bamber was a git because I was too dumb to get the answers! I used to think it was the future when it first came out. Imagine being able to get news at the touch of a button or see deals to Mallorca too - amazing stuff it was! Oh and Beta Max was going to live forever too! If only we knew!

Tim' - remember that Video Printer so well - and the noise it made " tchk, tchk, tchk tchk". I always told my dad to turn the volume down as it was so annoying. Desmond was annoying tae in my book but I always thought that Frank was greta with his lines though (hahahahahahahaha) .


4.) 23 May 2022 16:18:37
You can tell there is no football rumours going around lol
Stubbsie can you also remember the old "slot tv's" that your ma used to rent when you could not afford to buy one. These HP stores were everywhere renting TV's, furniture and sofa's also.
But it was the slot tv I mostly remember where you put 50p or a pound coin in slot at back, and of course the annoyment when it conked out in middle of a programme and nobody in house had any spare cash.
The best bit for us younger ones, was when the man came to "empty" the TV box, he would count out what monthly store rent was and anything left was OURS, my ma used to buy groceries and treats for us all with this "windfall" ha ha.


5.) 23 May 2022 17:21:29
T' I don't think they were still around for the £ coins were they?

Yeah we had a 50p one right at the end of their issue. My dad once thought he was being smart when one of his mates down the pub told him how to con it. You get a 50p and make an impression in plasticine, fill it with water and freeze it - stick the ice in the slot, it will melt and the "collection man" will be none the wiser. He tried it - result - the repair man with 2 massive suitcases of valves appeared the next day! Silly goat has shorted everything when it melted and I got the blame for spilling the water!

Innocent days!


 

 

 

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01 Jul 2022 15:13:56
Traer el calor.

I just had the pleasure of watching the Bernabei full media conference. That boy looks like he has hit the lottery jackpot coming to Celtic. He seems very grounded and although he was nearly born in Lilliput he looks like he will be a fierce wee terrier on the park. Some of the questions were a bit radge mental though - "What Scottish influences have you had growing up? ". He is a 21 year old Argentinian - was he going to say he eats square sausage every morning and has a Ricky Fulton tattoo on his bahookie?

He will be a great counter point to JJ on the other side and we look to have some real attacking threat there now. AB really looks like he can see a pass and cross a ball which will be food and drink to big GG. As for defending I believe he will have to be a great reader of the game and use his pace to get out of any bother. At set pieces he might have to get some springs fitted to his boots but I'm sure Sensei Angelos will have figured out not to have him mark a 6' 3'' goliath at corners.

This boy is going to "bring the heat"

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1.) 01 Jul 2022 15:30:12
Just Sevco p ricks raging at us getting another star.


 

 

26 Jun 2022 14:00:41
With the rumours that team Souza can't reach an agreement with Fenerbache some think he is on his way to Celtic.

Souza made his feelings clear that Celtic (and others) would be his second (or third) choice. Now that his Fenerbache deal looks dead in the water are we happy for him to now be looking at Plan B? I have lost count of the times our posters have said that Sensei Angelos only wants people to play for Celtic who are sold on the idea or don't need convincing. Does Souza fill those criteria? No and no.

Pesonally I don't care if we are 5th or 6th choice. Only, can the lad do a job in moving us forward and march onto success after success after success? Fenerbache wasn't his first choice anyway - Liverpool, Real, PSG etc were well ahead of Fenerbache - it's just he wasn't THEIR first choice!

I hope he signs as he is a star on youtube, although Brazilians who perform well on the interweb still give me the fear!

1 down - 9 to go lads.

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1.) 26 Jun 2022 15:12:01
Exactly who has said Souza has no interest coming to Celtic? All this nonsense comes from these claickbait sights and some people take this as Gospel. I’ve never seen Souza nor have I watched him on YouTube but I have full trust in the manager and his targets. If Souza comes great. If not we move on but please try not to take much notice of these sights claiming the player doesn’t want to come to Scotland as there are never any direct quotes, just reporters desperate for people to read their stories.


2.) 26 Jun 2022 15:22:00
StubbsiesHorse, you're reading too many media rumours mate. Settle down. HH.


3.) 26 Jun 2022 16:21:45
Can some Brazilian players not be a bit like some French Player's?

ie. Can be huffy and upset squad dynamics. spit the dummy?

As always if he signs I will give him a chance to show he's good enough which I'm hopefull he will be.

?.


4.) 26 Jun 2022 16:26:21
Every player will have a first second third choice and unfortunately we might not be it, it's like asking a prospect who he'd like to play for and answers celtic but ends up at St mirren, can't blame any player for being ambitious, plus they have no affinity with our club, although that usually changes when they come.


5.) 26 Jun 2022 19:00:22
Ice Man - correct - I have not heard any direct quote about him not wanting to come to Celtic. I have heard plenty though say that Fenerbache is his first choice to play football. ANY club after that is damage limitation on his part though.

Bestybhoy - I can't calm down - with all the rumours and speculation I'm like a junkie just before the needle goes in. All this speculation (true or otherwise) is what helps make football a buzz. Better to be linked and fail than not to be linked at all. I feel great times ahead Besty'. My man in Greggs is the only source I pay attention to by the way - and he says no!

Brian - not sure I know much about huffy Brazilians although PSG's " le petite merde" two point O is a great example.

Exciting times.


6.) 26 Jun 2022 20:49:10
I’ve seen the same quotes Stubbsie but these quotes are from Turkish reporters. None of these quotes have come from the player, his agent or his club therefore I take them all with a pinch of salt. I’d be saying the same if the Scottish media were to say his preference was to come to Celtic. Souza May end up at Celtic and he may not but none of these reporters have the first clue as to what’s going on.


 

 

24 Jun 2022 19:59:23
Who made who?

Back in the day Scotland gifted Australia AC/ DC - yes we did guys. They say that fair trade is no robbery so they gave us Sensei Angelos in return but I think one of us got the better deal!

I'm not syre what Harry K will be doing with us but his footballing record speaks for itself. Angelos has seen a niche that HK can fill and only time will tell what that roll is. I suspect that he is going to be something we currently don't have coaching at Celtic - a been there, done that at the highest level type.

Bernabei might just be the player we are crying out for - a proper wingback in his position to complement JJ. JJ still has the credentials to track back and defend though and I hope this boy has the same attributes if he signs. good times ahead.

1 down - 9 to go.!

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20 Jun 2022 22:26:04
Ed - great chance here for you guys on the bawz and Bovril.

Just been listening to The Bhoycie Bus and he has just bought a new mic and camera.

He says that he is giving his "old" mic and camera away for free to anyone that wants it.

Do you mate
?

StubbsiesHorse

{Ed007's Note - The cam would come in handy, Stubbsie - I have been looking at them.}


1.) 20 Jun 2022 22:34:22
want me to try get it for you buddy - be quick.

{Ed007's Note - If you want but I sent him a wee message on Twitter there so see what happens. Cheers mate ?


2.) 20 Jun 2022 22:40:46
Hahahah - I messaged him before you replied!

Told him you have messaged hom personally. Good luck.

Take the MIc too though.

{Ed007's Note - Cheers bud but I (we) bought new mics for me and Pablo from donations so I'd rather someone that needed it got it - you get it and get on the panel ? Cheers again bud.}


3.) 20 Jun 2022 22:51:08
Pleasure mate.

I got my message flashed up on screen so he is aware.

Only asking for a 10% agents fee tae!

Let us know how you get on.

Last time I was on The Panel was when I got knicked for contravening the 1967 Fire Arms Act. Made sure I got my pistol and rifle back though!

{Ed007's Note - ?? Do you still get the Children's Panel or do people still call being "on the sick" as being on The Panel?}


4.) 20 Jun 2022 23:17:22
Not sure Ed.

It was the first time I was nearly fitted up by the Polis - they said we were shooting people with them down the canal. Total bollox but he put it in his report the W. He was made to look like the lying sack he was as he didn't think to realise he would have to produce statements from the people we supposedly shot. His face was a picture of stuttering stupidity at its finest. Even to this day I ask myself "why"?

{Ed007's Note - You sound guilty to me lol Da fuq you shoot them with Tupac?}


5.) 20 Jun 2022 23:38:57
Hahaha - been guilty of many things - but not that day brother.

Had an old air rifle my dad gave us and a pistol called a Scorpion - was the hardest hitting pistol of it's time - a real beaut' but a real handful tae. Every man and his dog had guns back then.


 

 

16 Jun 2022 11:28:41
This is my home site but I am also a bit of a whore when it comes to trawling other Celtic websites/ podcasts. just about every one of them has an "expert" on the Celtic strips from the past. Some swear by V-neck, some demand numbers on the shorts or a plain back etc. I know the square root of a negative number about football shirts (although I do own what I consider to be one of the best, most iconic, shirts in footballing history IMHO) . Celtic have now relesed a new strip that is kinda similar to my avatar, Black with green stripes, or is it green with black stripes? My question (I knew I'd get there eventually! ) is have we had that colour combination but instead of stripes has it been done in hoops instead? I often wondered why stripes? If so it might just become the second strip I have ever owned? Anyone else think this might be a class idea or have an appetite to see?

PS. I've looked in my cupboard and nope. I've looked under my bed and nope. I've even looked in the garden shed but nope. So where the feck is this Jota guy? celtic tank next!

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{Ed007's Note - My only complaint with the tops is that I hate wearing round neck T-shirts apart from "sitting aboot claes", I much prefer polo shirt types.
I'm thinking the Jota deal can't be completed until the 1st of July when the international transfer window opens, Jota's loan contract doesn't expire until the 30th of June so paperwork wise we can't register him as a permanent signing - and Benfica can't register him as sold - until July 1st even if everything is signed off with his contract etc and we probably can't even pay Benfica any money until the window opens.}


1.) 16 Jun 2022 12:09:05
Hahaha - "Celtic tank next" Spellcheck at its finest - should have been celtic tank. Are they trying to be wide with us!

You feel the way about round neck T-shirts they way I feel about Christmas jumpers Ed. But what about the Celtic shirts? Have you any idea? The closest I can find is the "Bumble Bee" tops.

Yeah - we just need to be patient with the Jota thing I suppose.

{Ed007's Note - No, there's nothing like that:

celstrips


2.) 16 Jun 2022 12:58:17
Hahah - also just noticed that my correction of "Celtic tank" has come out as CELTIC TANK! Oh well.

{Ed007's Note - I have no idea what you're meaning ??


3.) 16 Jun 2022 13:34:50
Have you ever thought about being on The Rangers board Ed - there is an opening for for someone who can fool all of the people all of the time! (Insert 3 emoji faces laughing)

{Ed007's Note - I'm not at it ? I honestly can't work out what you are trying to say for the filter to change it.}


4.) 16 Jun 2022 14:06:24
Ed - 2012/ 13 buddy.

I truely don't remember that at all and that was for the 125th!

{Ed007's Note - The away top was nice.}


5.) 16 Jun 2022 14:20:17
Hahaha - there are more crossed wires here than in the average Sevvies head.
I thought you had no idea what I was meaning when you blanked my post showing you up for the 2012/ 13 125th anniversary top (Insert emoji doing a face palm! ) .

For clarification - the next place I was looking for Jota was going to be the S-E-P-T-I-C tank. I assumed it was changed as some of the more unenlightened use that word as a synonym for Celtic.

{Ed007's Note - Ah right... got you - I think ?


6.) 16 Jun 2022 15:00:28
Great - now that we've sorted that shall we turn our attention to world peace? I have a hunch that that will be easier to sort!

{Ed007's Note - Make Snoop Dogg the President of the The World.}


7.) 16 Jun 2022 15:28:59
Tried to ask if you were talking s h I t stubsie twice spellchecker changed it Hahaha mate HH.


8.) 16 Jun 2022 15:59:53
Jic - it shouldn't have changed anything mate, the algorithm should be used to it by now!


 

 

 

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02 Jul 2022 10:18:02
If you build it they will come!

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01 Jul 2022 10:01:33
Only four years? Not sure that shows commitment!

Great news.

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30 Jun 2022 14:16:02
All rubbish lads.

It has been reported that Julien felt that the treatment table wasn't comfortable enough for him.

I do look forward to his next photo out the planes windae though!

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26 Jun 2022 19:05:43
Rich T - thanks for that. It's a rumours page so keep up the great work buddy.

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23 Jun 2022 14:30:54
We just need to be realistic with our valuations too.

That Patterson laddie went for a reported £12m. A bit part player at both his domestic club and internationally. JJ in contrast - a mainstay in a champion winning team and now a regular feature for Croatia who are a very useful team indeed.

If we were to sell him for a derisory £15m (as some of you seem content to do) I'll sharpening my pitchfork and lighting the torches! It's time we stopped playing the poor country bumpkins. If he were to go for that £15m them I'd want a VERY HEFTY sell on clause too.

Let's be all we can be.

A settled side that's been together for a few seasons is what we should be looking at, not this settling to be a selling club pish.

Going for what The Rangers found impossible - going for the 2.

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30 Jun 2022 09:52:18
Great news Cory'

It has been widely reported that it is actually tomorrow that most of the foreign transfers can officially take place. I hope that we see a few new faces being paraded in the next few days (although last day of the season will actually do for me too. Exciting times.

I am actually looking forward to seeing one of our players signed last year. Gucci. Some have said that he has the potential to be right up there with the other 3 Japanese lads - maybe even better in some respects. I just don't know though as I haven't really seen his capabilities much. Sensei Angelos signed him so he must have a bit about him I guess. Gucci has had to sit and watch his countrymen take our league by storm by and large. I am sure he is happy for them but I am also sure that he has watched them and thought that he also has the talent to smash it. I believe, in his own mind, that he feels he has a point to prove this season and will totally turn Terminator and bust a nut for us. Maybe, just maybe, the best "new" player we will see this year is the guy already here? Exciting times.

1 down - 9 to go.

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26 Jun 2022 19:00:22
Ice Man - correct - I have not heard any direct quote about him not wanting to come to Celtic. I have heard plenty though say that Fenerbache is his first choice to play football. ANY club after that is damage limitation on his part though.

Bestybhoy - I can't calm down - with all the rumours and speculation I'm like a junkie just before the needle goes in. All this speculation (true or otherwise) is what helps make football a buzz. Better to be linked and fail than not to be linked at all. I feel great times ahead Besty'. My man in Greggs is the only source I pay attention to by the way - and he says no!

Brian - not sure I know much about huffy Brazilians although PSG's " le petite merde" two point O is a great example.

Exciting times.

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24 Jun 2022 12:49:14
Yes - Gar' not good reading at all.

Prayers to all involved indeed.

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20 Jun 2022 23:38:57
Hahaha - been guilty of many things - but not that day brother.

Had an old air rifle my dad gave us and a pistol called a Scorpion - was the hardest hitting pistol of it's time - a real beaut' but a real handful tae. Every man and his dog had guns back then.

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20 Jun 2022 23:17:22
Not sure Ed.

It was the first time I was nearly fitted up by the Polis - they said we were shooting people with them down the canal. Total bollox but he put it in his report the W. He was made to look like the lying sack he was as he didn't think to realise he would have to produce statements from the people we supposedly shot. His face was a picture of stuttering stupidity at its finest. Even to this day I ask myself "why"?

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{Ed007's Note - You sound guilty to me lol Da fuq you shoot them with Tupac?}