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25 May 2022 07:46:07
Happy ol' big ears day to my favourite people on the internet ?.




21 May 2022 14:43:23
Had a conversation with my 6 year old grandson on Wednesday afternoon.
GS - who are rangers playing tonight granda?
Me - Eintracht Frankfurt buddy they are from Germany.
GS - and who are we supporting granda?
Me - we are supporting Eintracht, we always support any team who play's Rangers.
GS - but what if the are playing Hearts?
Me - then we hold our nose and support Hearts.


1.) 21 May 2022 15:58:11
Brilliant ?.



29 Mar 2022 21:02:57
Things to be gleamed from Ian Crocker commentary.
He absolutely loves Rangers.
He loves Engerlund.
He is condescending towards Scotland.
He fvcking hates Celtic.
Does any other country have a foreign commentator do their matches?


1.) 30 Mar 2022 04:03:38
Yeah. The English league has Scottish commentators.

2.) 30 Mar 2022 11:47:40
And women.

{Ed007's Note - I don't know if Sly have women commentators but I can't think of any Scottish commentators they use for English games, maybe pundits in the studio but not actual match commentators.
There's lists of Sly's football staff HERE and HEREthere's no Scots or women listed as commentators or co-commentators for Sly's English game presentations.}

3.) 30 Mar 2022 14:19:07
Cancelled SLY Sports a while ago; but agree about Crocker and expect that biased, tainted view from all SLY employees. The worst culprits for me, are the ex Celts, that sing from their song-sheet. Shameful.

4.) 30 Mar 2022 22:29:48
I genuinely don't think I've ever listened to Crocker and thought he hates Celtic tbh. Heard him come out with some brilliant stuff when we've scored many a time.

5.) 31 Mar 2022 02:13:30
To be fair they did use Alan Hansen for a while.



16 Feb 2022 11:42:22
Apologies for not commenting on your original post Stubbsie but I am only on here maybe once or twice a day and miss most of the in the moment stuff, my comment was more of a compliment than criticism so keep up the sterling work.


1.) 16 Feb 2022 12:55:38
Reading the comments below it looks like you guys on the live chat were arguing about Mickey Johnstone again ???

2.) 16 Feb 2022 16:39:07
And that is how it was taken PTFP

Still say you need to water that plant behind you - it looks like Rangers in 2012.

Funny HH - but there was no arguing at all - I'm sorry to report. However if the attention turned on MJ then there might have been!

3.) 16 Feb 2022 17:50:18
I'm willing to go as some sort of go between lads . Good Wednesday agreement in full flow today ????.



15 Feb 2022 18:51:45
Ffs Stubbsie had to go and Google 'primogenitor' there.


1.) 15 Feb 2022 19:25:58
The terminology on the live chat on Sunday crossed the line for me.

2.) 15 Feb 2022 19:40:57
Haha PTFP - the benefits of an old fashioned O'Grade at school!

Having said that it would have been great if you had actually commented on the thread rather than challenging my verbal pomposity! I need your support you see - everyone has been sucking up the Ed and it looks like I am in a minority of one. There MUST be at least one person who agrees with me, or at least venture and alternative (although Cameron Cammy Knickers got a wee mention) .


3.) 15 Feb 2022 21:35:51
JFP1888 - you were the worst of the lot!

Some funny comments on the last live chat - quality posters.

4.) 15 Feb 2022 21:58:50

I wasn’t challenging verbal pomposity I was commenting on Sunday live chat. I like many others have been on here and enjoyed the craic for years. That’s the first time I’ve ever singed off because of conversation.

If that was a sign of what is to come on live chat I’ll be giving it a miss.

Big fancy words on banter page don’t compensate and I’m sure live chat patter will have turned off more than me if not now then in the future.

5.) 15 Feb 2022 23:09:02
Wow missed Sundays live chat. Sounds like it wasn't a classic? Were all friends here surely?

6.) 15 Feb 2022 23:28:33
No bother buddy - different strokes for different folks.

It's all yours again for the Bodo game.


7.) 16 Feb 2022 07:41:20
What was the conversation topic so tell.

8.) 16 Feb 2022 10:46:01
T1M - just men being men using naughty words about a naughty subject.

My "spidey senses" tell me that we (me in particular? ) are being accused of having forced people off this site and that is an intolerable state of affairs.

Before I came on here I read this site and the other site and found a lot of the content dry and formulaic. I thought I would bring a different dynamic to this site by being more turgid in style. I thought this would set us apart from the other site and improve our shared experience of the site. It looks like I have missed my guess and only succeeded in driving long term posters under their beds.

Far be it for a newbie of only a few years to ruffle the feathers of people that consider themselves Grandees on here.

I make no apologies for being a mans man. I walk like a man, talk like a man, drink like a man and joke like a man and on occasion do admit to having shaved my knuckles of an evening . Crosses I no doubt have to bare. It's a crying shame that my formative years never afforded me the luxury of developing the delicate sensitivities that others possess. To do so would have been like sending out invitations to sharks to a feeding frenzy. Perhaps I am merely an old Diplodocus that needs to go back to simpler times? I have no wall flowers in my extensive social circle so I am perhaps lacking in a frame of reference on this issue.

In view of the above I will take more of a back seat on this excellent site but continue to drop in from time to time and perhaps even post a non expansive grunt or two.

I genuinely look forward to your future posts JFP as you do appear to be a decent chap.

Peace be with you buddy.

Later guys, StubbsiesHorse @#MUCHO POMPOSO!

9.) 16 Feb 2022 11:23:23
I wish I had been on Sunday?. Never saw what was said then. But you put up the odd post on here that makes me laugh. So good work there. The internet is a weird place at times.

10.) 16 Feb 2022 12:04:30
Glad I missed it. Lols.
I used to join lads all the time on live game here. But stopped as the interaction stopped being about the game as I commented a lot.

11.) 16 Feb 2022 15:03:03
Hi Stubbsie
I too speak a little Spanish.
‘Mucho pomposo’ actually means ‘many pompous‘ or a lot of pompous’, which doesn’t exactly make sense. I suspect you wanted to say ‘very pompous’. If that is so, the Spanish phrase is actually ‘muy pomposo‘.
Now you are forewarned just in case we get drawn with Barcelona again in next seasons Champions League. ?
However, keep up the good work. I always enjoy (or most of the time anyway) enjoy your posts.

12.) 16 Feb 2022 15:11:59
Stubbies horse
That's the biggest load of pish I've read on here for a while. I include the nonsense I post on here.

I'm a man's man . What a hot yin.

13.) 16 Feb 2022 16:30:27

I think!




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01 Mar 2022 16:48:12
The old firm died Auf.




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24 Sep 2021 20:30:30
And we can drink in the Clockwork instead of the Beechwood.




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27 Aug 2021 15:12:11
Would score a barrowload with the supply from Charles Adam.




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23 Aug 2021 21:03:06
Lewis, both are useless Lennedy was arguably worse than Lennon if that is possible, what has Strachan brought to the party other than his laptop, get rid of both tomorrow and bring in coaches on Ange’s wavelength.


{Ed007's Note - Kennedy and WGS Jnr will be part of Ange's backroom staff. Are you seriously trying to blame Kennedy & WGS Jnr for what went wrong last year but not willing to give them credit for their part in what's working this season?
Maybe the problem last season was who was giving out instructions and what they were doing with the available data?}



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13 Aug 2021 18:05:30
Let’s do the Lawwell way, refuse to pay the extra 2 mil then waste 2 mil on a cheaper alternative.





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12 May 2022 21:18:02
No benches or statues were harmed in the winning of this title ?.




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21 Apr 2022 22:00:41
Cannot stand listening to that useless twat.




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07 Apr 2022 18:51:17
The odds of Doncaster resigning are between minus a billion and minus a trillion same odds as you will get for Celtic commenting or complaining.


{Ed007's Note - The question Celtic fans should be asking Doncaster is if and when there is league reconstruction or SPFL name change is the 5WA still binding?}



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27 Mar 2022 20:18:37
Chinks67 was getting you mixed up with Chalky67 there, thought Gazza had turned up at your door with some chicken a fishing rod and a bag of commas.


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21 Mar 2022 21:12:51
To be fair AngeAtWork the season wasn't extended when dead rangers got to Manchester, it's always finished on a Thursday night.