19 Apr 2017 09:03:39
We want the Hibees to beat Aberdeen
Because we want a final of ALL GREEN
The best spectacle we have ever SEEN
Since the heyday of the great JOCK STEIN.

1.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 10:41:51
I cannot remember the year (old age dims your memory lol) but I was at two cup finals in the same year League Cup and Scottish Cup and Big Jock's Celtic thumped Hibs 6-2 and 6-3, with Dixie Deans and wee Jinky running riot hail hail.

2.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 11:59:51
One with martin 3-0 tim think tbe king got 2 and jackie mac that was tbe last one a think.

3.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 12:33:18
We played them when Lennon was in charge to, hooper got a couple I think. think it was 2012 or 13, finished 3-0!

4.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 13:45:23
Was it not 6-1 and 6-3 tim I was at the 6-1 game with Deans doing a hatrick and doing the tumble lol.

5.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 16:31:52
When the treble is no MORE,
And the Sheep beat the HIVES,
You'll hear the Gers ROAR,
When we all high FIVE,
And the Dandy Dons will know the SCORE,
Another Hampden win, another cup,
Leaving Brenda, Broony to say WTF!

6.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 18:02:20
I would not go shouting my mouth off UJ Even though we are favourites it just makes some one look like a right t**if it goes wrong.

7.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 18:42:23
Another cup whit you been drinking uj can a get some. oh a forgot yous won the petrolfac cup at the 4th attempt haha keep them coming uj you fair brighten ma day up HH mind the gap.

8.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 18:44:57
must be great ganja you're on uj, step away from the bong.

9.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 18:45:04
Thanks for coming onto the Champions page UJ, it must give you vertigo being on here take care.
I go onto the deluded page often, it helps with my altitude sickness lol.

10.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 19:27:11
A 50/50 penalty goes against Celtic and you lads get all precious about an upcoming game against Rangers! 😉 Whatever happened to your sense of humour? At this rate I'm going to need a bigger boat! 😀.

11.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 19:44:18
UJ, you've not just got learning difficulties and logic problems, your poetry is pish as well. Roll on Sunday! ☘️.

12.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 20:37:53
UJ, Precious about playing sevco! Reading the papers and it seems to be your former managers and players who can't get our treble out there heads! Just another game against a run of the mill SPFL outfit for the champs. i look forward to the brother Pedro must go posts and rants after the champs dispatch this tribute act once and for all!

13.) 19 Apr 2017
19 Apr 2017 23:48:29
@jfp88 - I'm a poet, you just don't know it! And less of the ' pish ', you won't get your wish, when wee Holt slaps Broony in the dish, with a wet fish, and I've run out of rhymes, so please no more whines!

14.) 20 Apr 2017
20 apr 2017 10:36:33
ive got one uj, jeezo its 6 in a row.

15.) 20 Apr 2017
20 Apr 2017 11:23:42
A poet UJ?, very good,
You come across to me as misunderstood,
Come Sunday night we may see some change,
On what goes on in that defunct brain,

When Moussa runs towards the crowd,
And Garner takes his place lying on the ground,
You may then understand our delight,
At a Hampden final in full Green and White.

16.) 20 Apr 2017
20 Apr 2017 15:42:43
Am no getting involved in this, all your poems are f***in piss.

17.) 20 Apr 2017
20 Apr 2017 16:19:05
There once was a team from Govan
They went bust and their fans had nuthan
They rose from the ashes
For more 'old firm' clashes
But all they got was a pumping.

18.) 20 Apr 2017
20 Apr 2017 16:20:15
@tompo88 - I take it you couldn't get anything to rhyme with Divebele? When his cheating antics have us shouting at the telly, And Garner doesn't do lying down, He prefers to boot arses without a frown.

19.) 20 Apr 2017
20 Apr 2017 16:21:33
Their red white and blue
Their rangers mark 2
They think their the same
And everyone else is to blame
But everyone knows that's just not true!

20.) 20 Apr 2017
20 Apr 2017 19:43:56
Oh Union Jack, Oh Union Jack
Yer poetry is not witty,
It does not run it is not fun
In fact it’s pretty shitty
Us Celtic Fans
We understand
Yer tryin’ tae add some humour
And so ye graced us with yer rhymes
Oan oor page, Celtic Rumours.
Noo yer poetry isny oot of place
As it does add to the fun
And we allow it posting
Even though you are a hun.
So keep yer wee rhymes coming in
I hope they cheer you up
I’m sure your going to need them
When we hump you oot the cup.

21.) 21 Apr 2017
21 Apr 2017 13:16:35
Says Tiny Tim its just not fair,
They've got me pulling out my hair,
Those pesky Masons in the black,
Will get our Brenda the sack,
The treble dream has went up in smoke,
When all the Celtic players choked,
Predictions were off 5,6 7 nil,
But that wasn't the thrill,
That belonged to the Govan boys,
As Broony threw out his toys,
We're in the final, the Celts are in the past,
I now bid you farewell as this poem is my last!