03 Mar 2014 20:18:42
I went to a posh restaurant with Mrs T.
I asked the waiter what the starters were he said "prawn cocktails, melon balls and soup of the day" as he told me he hit me over the head. I was a bit taken aback but said nothing.
we both had the soup.
I then asked waiter what main courses were on menu, he replied "Sirloin steak, gammon steak or a vegetable quiche" again he hit me several times over the head. Mrs T again told me to ignore it.
I had steak, Mrs T took the gammon.
Apprehensively, (and a little bruised) I asked the guy for the pudding, he told me "apple pie with custard or cream, pear torte or a selection of fruits" Once more he blooming hit me over the head.
We ate up, paid the bill and left.
Walking home I said to Mrs T "that's the last time I take you for a SLAP UP meal".

1.) 04 Mar 2014
God man. I just read that whole thing for that last line?

LOL

2.) 04 Mar 2014
Timalloy, Tim Vine tells it better and there were a lot better jokes on his show that were better than that one. Hail Hail